Cahoots and Smoots

magnumdong420:

jacknightshadefrost:

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

you just made Frozen so much better

(via satan-is-me-iam-him-this-is-true)

I'm Alive
Aaron Tveit / Next to Normal (Original Cast Recording)

heiszketchup:

so homestuck got a status update yesterday and this was all i could think of

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(via midnightcrossing)

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sixpenceee:

Hercules is a 900-pound-heavy, 6-feet-tall and 12-feet-long liger who holds the Guinness World Record for the largest cat. Born from a lion father and tiger mother, Hercules grew into an impressive creature, able to run at speeds of up to 50 mph and eat 100 pounds of food in one sitting. Despite his gigantic size, Hercules is very tame and Dr. Bhagavan, one of the liger’s caretakers, says looking into his eyes is “like looking into God’s own eyes”. (Source)

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funnybrunette:

I HATE HELPING LITTLE KIDS WITH HOMEWORK BECAUSE IT’S SO EASY BUT THEY JUST DONT GET IT 

is that how teachers feel

(via grimbarkness)

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

(via captainarlert)

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu, via hotpieceof-shit)

redconvoy:

ultrafacts:

Sources: 1 2 3 4+4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

Now if they wouldn’t nail people for sleep on the job in the States…. XD

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themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

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iphone user: *minding his own business*

android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

iphone user: im not really a fanboy

android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste

android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

iphone user: it's quite large

Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

iphone user: oh my god!

android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

dialbm:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

dialbm:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(via dom-sexual)

askalfredfearlessjones-canada:

REBLOG IF THIS IS TRUE FOR YOU!

askalfredfearlessjones-canada:

REBLOG IF THIS IS TRUE FOR YOU!

(via gaius-candy-king)

ryuko:

KILL LA KILL  SNEAKERS

(via dom-sexual)

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

(Source: howlolcanyougo, via midnightcrossing)